Cap'n Oz # 1
MV1 August Year 2
Oh, Captain! Re-Captained!


"Thank you, Mr. Chance, for being with us here today." Jenny Jackson, the entertainment journalist, spoke entirely professionally, if not a bit dispassionate. "It's bad enough," she thought, "to make me sit through the entire movie, but to have to do an interview right afterward outside the same theater is starting to ask a bit much."

William Chance, however, was completely the opposite: Calm, self-assured, and grinning like a Cheshire cat. He sat dressed as his Cap'n Oz character: a mostly blue jumpsuit leaving his face and head uncovered, and decorated with slight variations of the Australian flag's stripes and Southern Cross, and complete with gloves, boots, and a red sash about his waist. He never as much as glanced to the woman interviewing him, preferring to look off the platform either to the informal camera set-up or fans gathered around after their screening. "Oh, no worries, Jenny. I'm a big fan of your show and love the program."

Jenny sighed internally, but never allowed her professional façade to crack. "Well, I prefer to think of "Channel 4 News" as a bit more than just a show, and we appreciate your support nonetheless." (and to herself: "All right, moving right along...") "Tell us what you think of the success of Cap'n Oz, and what do you think of your most recent movie, "Cap'n Oz Forever?"

Chance dropped his cheerful demeanor as he caught his error, and glanced at Jenny as he composed himself again, "Ah, of course, pardon me. Ahem. At any rate, I'm wonderfully excited about the success of Cap'n Oz--it's *worldwide* success-- and happy to be a part of it. I think it's great that an Australian movie can become serious competitor in the international blockbuster arena. The Americans aren't the only ones who know how to make films, and what's especially great about Cap'n Oz is the Australian nationalism that it brings about."

Jenny: "It's interesting that you mention Australian nationalism. What do you say to the people who equate your popularity in Australia with that of Captain America in the United States? There are even some that say Cap'n Oz' popularity rivals that of Captain America's in international circles."

"Well, Jenny," Chance seemed to speaking from a script, "although I'm certainly dressed for the occasion, it's important to remember that I'm not Cap'n Oz, merely an actor playing a character. I do think, however, that Cap'n Oz portrays the ideals of an Australian patriot, and I'm not ashamed that he has become a role model for many young fans. But really," Chance chuckled, "have you *seen* Captain America's excuse for a movie? If he becomes concerned about our differences in popularity, he should really try a different marketing strategy."

The audience laughed with Chance at the joke, and Jenny inwardly cringed at the next question on her cue cards. "What details can you give regarding the rumors that you continue to have a romantic relationship with your co-star, Alice Springs, who plays your sidekick Taz in the films?"

"And.... why do you ask that, Jenny?" Chance asked suggestively.

Jenny smiled platonically, her insides seething uncomfortably.

"Seriously, though," Chance continued, winking to the crowd, "I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations." With two fingers pressed to his lips, he threw a kiss to the blonde bombshell in the audience. Alice Springs clasped her hands and threw a silent laugh back at him-- her "Cap'n Oz" letterman jacket hardly concealing her Taz outfit-- which was little more than a cleavage-revealing bathing costume.
The crowd continued to laugh.

Jenny weathered the storm, "Tell us how you first became 'Cap'n Oz.'"

William Chance smiled as he leaned back. He knew what to say now. That is, he knew what *not* to say. After all, he had been rehearsing variations of it for nearly 200 years. He couldn't tell them that he was born ages ago, a product of a union between an immortal human and a genie-- a being of pure magic. He couldn't tell them that because of this, he was blessed with abilities and powers that left him the beyond the peak of physical perfection. He couldn't tell them that he was but one of many brothers and sisters thus blessed: part of the Clan Destine, hidden among a humanity that couldn't begin to comprehend the things he's seen. And he certainly couldn't tell them that he used his abilities to maintain a level of comfortable living conditions, including securing for himself a cushy job as Australia's leading actor. After all, there were union rules.

Jenny only half-listened to the variation of the same rags-to-riches fortuitous-actor-discovery story, but could sense when he was finished: "And what are your plans for..."

KaBOOM! A muffled explosion sounded down the street. Several people of the crowd started looking at the large cloud of smoke billowing rapidly into the sky above the theater.

"And what are you plans for the future of..."

KaBOOM! A closer explosion, sirens in the distance. People murmuring. Screams from down the street...

"for the future of Cap'n..."

KAA BBOOMM!! Clouds of flame and smoke billow from around the corner, cars crash, more screams. People start to run from around the corner, spreading into the city, including at the crowd assembled for the Cap'n Oz interview.

Jenny stops her question, starting from her chair, looking off stage to the news director, krapidly talking into his cel phone. The camera men look up, and the crowd leaves the interview to mingle with the new crowd running from the scene.

Chance, a mixture of annoyance and confusion, looks to the weasel-thin man rushing up the stage area. "Ricky," he asks, "what's goin' on!"

Ricky McCoy, agent for Alice and Chance, rolls his eyes from beneath his sunglasses, motioning to the confusion of the film crew, "William, hang in there, mate. They'll probably just wrap wot they got an' call for..."

Then, everyone paused as they watched it: like a rapidly burrowing gopher kicking up a trail of displaced dirt, a geyser of flame and burning gas flowed beneath the street, exploding before the interview scene. People screamed as fiery asphalt rained down upon them. Echoing the burst gas main, the theater and other buildings around erupted with explosive fireballs. The crowd was fully crazed by now, running whereever they could, to get away from falling glass, burning debris.

Ricky began pulling on Cap'n Oz' costume, "Aaaah, okay, I think we'll have their people call *us*..."
Chance looked back to Jenny, at the cameras, irked. "But... but!"

Jenny had gone off the stage by this time, pleading with the news director, who only stopped shouting in his cel phone to snap back at Jenny, "No! I'm ordering the equipment packed and stacked! We're getting' outta here, 'kay?"

"But why!" Jenny protested, "Keep the cameras rolling! We'll go live! I'm a reporter! We'll have it for the 5:00!"

The news director only covered his cel phone to yell back, "You're *not* a reporter, you're an *entertainment personality!* Now get back to the van, and we'll get you outta here!"

Jenny could hardly breathe in her astonishment.

Ricky McCoy was trying to herd William Chance off stage as well, "Come on, *CAP'N OZ!*" he urged, stressing the "Cap'n Oz" out of habit to the preoccupied crowd, "We better getcha ta safety, eh?"

"Wait!" Chance yelled over the confusion... standing up dramatically. Ricky looked at him, expectantly.

"Alice!" he cried out. Ricky's eyes rolled.

Chance waded through the maddening crowd to find Alice, looking helpless and disheveled. "Ally, honey, you okay?" he doted.

"Oh, William," she breathed, "Oh, William!"

"There, there! Ricky's gonna help, don't worry!"

"Yeah," Ricky agreed, pushing his way through the masses, "I'm gonna help! Don't worry, you're a client, too!"

Ricky took Alice from Chance's embrace and began to work his way back through the crowd. Chance was about to follow on their heels when he felt a tug on the sash which hung from around his waist. Chance turned, glanced about, and finally looked down at the small child whose hand clutched the red sash.

The kid looked plaintive and pitiful, as the crowd ran this way and that all around him, as the shadows from the flames flickered about his wide open eyes, as the fiery debris and ash flitted from the sky and covered the streets.

"Please, Mistah Cap'n Oz, sir, whereya goin'?" the child asked wistfully.

"Ah, jeez," muttered Chance, "Look, kid, I...
"I mean I'm...
"I....
"Aye, aye, aye," he finally shook his head, "Go find your dadda, okay? Let me do what I have to do."

"Thanks, Mistah Cap'n Oz, sir! I got all your action figures! You're the bestest, Cap'n!"

Chance watched the kid trot after his family, and then turned to follow Alice and Ricky to safety, only to find that he had lost them in the crowd.

"Damn kid," Chance cursed, as he turned to look at the burning builidings about him, at the clouds of billowing smoke in the sky. Syndey was burning, and ... that just wasn't normal, aside from the obvious. Maybe... just maybe... it might take someone who wasn't normal to stop it.

Willaim Chance ran to the set's trucks, muttering "damn damn damn damn" all the way, avoiding the flames and falling sparks. He reached his make-up trailer, grabbing an extra Cap'n Oz costume, tearing the blue fabric of the shirt into a long strip.

"I can't go out in public as Cap'n Oz," he muttered, "I got me a reputation to think about. But what if..."
He ripped eyeholes in the strip of linen and tied it over his head, obscuring his nose, ears, and upper face, tying it in the back to hide his hair. He looked at his masked version of Cap'n Oz in the mirror.
"there's a *new* Cap'n Oz in town?"

Then: "D*** s*** f***** b****!" He looked this way and that, in sudden, quick movements. "Where the hell'd my peripheral vision go!"

"Ah, b****r all," he cursed, and with a leap, burst through the skylight of the make-up trailer. He landed atop the trailer, and using his great strength and agility, bounded from nearby building roof to building roof in a series of acrobatic leaps.

Not many people took notice, but the little sash-pulling kid looked back just in time to see the figure of Cap'n Oz leaping through the turbulent sky. He smiled.


William Chance found himself immersed within a tornado of fire and smoke after moving only a few blocks from the Cap'n Oz premiere. A powerful jump landed him atop a nearby second-story office building, and below, a figure stood-- his outline shimmering among the heat-distorted distance. The figure laughed-- a whiny, raucous laugh with a tinge of pain behind it.

"Hmm," Chance noted. "Quite a bit of damage from a psycho with a flame-thrower..." He blinked against the heat, and his make-shift mask, "Never been harmed much by heat in the past, but this looks a bit more.... *more...*" Chance glanced back to the safety he knew was provided for him a scant few blocks away. But... no. There were people still in the residences and business around him. There's no way everyone could have fled the area in the seconds this firestorm took to flare up.

Another flying leap, and Chance dropped to the city street below. He faced the villain and took his most dramatic pose: "STOP YOUR EVIL DOINGS.... Evil.... doer!"

The other man paused, but walked up to Chance slowly. His figure became more distinct as he stepped from the heart of the flames. His frame was scrawny, and he moved stiffly, as if in pain. His face looked twisted and desparate, his grin like a wounded hyena. The red goggles obscured his eyes and enhanced the wild-eyed madman appearance. He seemed clownish in his yellow-and-red jumpsuit, but the flame-thrower attached to his back, and the hoses attached from it to the nozzles on his wrists made him look like an evil clown.

"Blimey!" the madman breathed, half-mockingly. "It's Cap'n Oz, come t'save the city!"

"Might as well take the cue," Chance thought, never slacking his performance. Aloud, he shouted, "That's right, arson fiend! You are burning a part of the land I love, and that's burning my very heart! I can't stand by when you destroy everything people have done to make this city great! Stop now, whoever you are, and be off!"

"Nice mask. Name's Pyro," the man snickered, cracking his knuckles, "Haven't heard o' me? Card-carrying member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, terrorist, mercenary, general all-around bad'un? Then you haven't heard I'm dying! I'm gonna take me home city down with me, if it's the last thing I get t'do, even if I have t'go through you t'do it!"

With that, more flames erupted from the nozzles on Pyro's wrists, engulfing the area and forming two monstrous humanoid flame-creatures! The creatures advanced on Cap'n Oz, and one pounded on him! The other's mighty blow to Oz' back pressed him flat onto the ground, denting the asphalt. "Can't be too far from the harbor," Chance thought as Pyro began to ramble, "just got to draw this maniac's attention away from the city proper, and maybe get an advantage on him."

:"Ha, ha!" cackled Pyro, the creatures' rain of blows on Cap'n Oz matching Pyro's own blows to empty air. "You've been watching too many movies, mate! You choose t'take the colors of a national champion, ya gotta be prepared t'fight everything that threatens it! It's just too bad you chose t'do it today, 'cause I'm gonna leave these country burnt to a crisp, starting with you!"

Chance struggled to his feet amid the pummeling. He soon managed a couple of blows to the creatures himself. His own fists were less than effectual, but they did seem to disrupt the flame-contructs' integrity, however slight. Chance feinted, drawing the creatures upon him. He yelled back to Pyro, "Aha! But the spirit of this country burns brighter and stronger than any flame could ever hope! The fire of my passion is far greater than yours, and will prevail!" To himself, Chance continued: "But did I really *choose* to take the colors of a national champion? I've chosen to *act* in that role, but this is going way above and beyond any role I've taken! And then, what if the role demands more than I can deliver...?"

"Oh, jeez, are you f'r real?" Pyro cursed. He continued to hammer blows on Cap'n Oz with his two creatures. POW! "You think because you believe in something, that you'll be okay!" BAM! "I used to believe in something, along time ago, you might even call it love!" FZAP! "But I was wrong. I then learned to believe in something else-- myself!" SLAM!

Cap'n Oz was forced back a little more than he anticipated. The repeated pounding of flame-fists into his body, and his own fists punching into the creatures, were beginning to take their toll. His costume began to shred and singe. He began to feel the heat even through his super-dense skin. Chance began to sweat, a sensation he hadn't known for at least a decade. "I thought I knew myself-- my capabilities," he thought, "but this is the first time in a while I've had to prove myself against a superhuman threat! What if... what if I'm *not* cut out for it?"

Pryo continued, and began to press his advantage, forcing Cap'n Oz against a building. "But don't you get it? I'M DYING! Even 'myself' doesn't matter! I tried coming back here-- a childhood memory burned into my brain, hoping to find that bit o'myself I thought I had lost a long time ago. But instead-- ah, forget it! Nothing matters! There's nothing to all of this-- we're just all going to burn ourselves up anyway!

Chance, his back against the wall, dropped to his feet. Punching his fingers into the sidewalk below him, he tore a huge chuck of cement and asphalt from underneath one of the large flame-creatures. He brought it down hard against it, and the flames squished out, snuffed into spiralling mini-whirlwinds that quickly burned themselves out.

"Ha, ha, ha! Nice try!" Pryo laughed, but then hunkered down, and the remaining flame-creature matched his movements. "Lookit me! My disease is causing my mutant flame powers to grow more and more!

By this time, the extra flames Pyro was shooting out of his flame-thrower fueled the flame-creature into a 30-story high hulking behemoth! Cap'n Oz could only dodge as the giant fist came hurdling down, creating a massive crater where Cap'n Oz once stood!

Pyro: "I'm forced t'consume everything in my path before burning out like a snuffed candle. But even then, what gonna show f'r it? Nada! Zip! Zinch-eroo. That's life, m'friend!"

Ka-BOOM! Another mightly blow from the flame-giant, and Cap'n Oz yelled in pain as it crashed upon him. The giant's fist raised, hitting the nearby walls, sending debris and rubble to rain on the prone Cap'n Oz.

Pryo: "One big mass of happily-enegry-consuming cells until you burn yourself out into blessed oblivion! 'B'bye, what's-her-name! So glad ya got voted "Best Arse" in high school! But now it's time for my cells to absorb into the earth, so that years later a little dung beetle in Africa can build his house of turd!'"

Chance said it almost automatically, finishing Pyro's thought: "'I'm walking into that sunset, Rhoda-dear. and there's not a blasted thing you can do about it!'"

The giant's fist stopped in mid-punch as Pyro stood, looking blankly at the groggy Cap'n Oz. "Wh-- What did you say?"

Cap'n Oz brightened, and struggled to his feet. "That's right. I remember who you are now. "Pryo." An international terrorist who once hung out with Magneto, self-proclaimed mutant savior. But before that, you were simply St. John Allerdyce, a journalist and novelist who hailed from this very suburb. You've led quite a famous life, now that I recall."

Pyro, coming out of a daze, never noticed the flame-giant melting into the general fire and smoke of the area. "And that quote..."

Chance nodded, "Rhoda: Found and Lost. Not The Sound and the Fury, of course, but one of your bestsellers."

"I can't believe you read that book."

"Neither can I. But I got a good memory. I also remember twenty million others had read its first edition."

Pryo started: "And so long lives this..."

Chance finished: "And this breathes life to thee."

Pryo laughed in spite of himself, but then shrugged it off. "Yeah. Heh. Damn. Look, supertights, ya got me." Pyro pointed his finger and a similar arm of flame rose from the flaming debris to point a fiery finger into Cap'n Oz' face. "You can keep your bloody city, the whole damned country for all I care. It's brought me nothing but pain after pain after pain. I thought ... that if I came here.... STOP IT!"

Cap'n Oz had tried to step forward to the mutant.

Pryo continued, a bit rushed, as he backed away. "But don't think that you can remind me of some stupid book I wrote and make everything okay. I'm still *dying* dammit, and nothing's gonna change that. My books' re dead, too. Dying in some quarter-bin at a raggedy-eared used bookstore. Keep your damned city. It doesn't matter. Not at all. I got me plenty enough pain to spread around elsewhere."

With that, Pyro turned and ran, disappearing into the heat and smoke-obscured city streets,

"Oh, crap," Cap'n Oz tried to ran after him, turning his head in quick motions to compensate for the lack of peripheral vision in his mask. But soon Pyro was lost to the smoke and flames that remained from his rampage. "Some super hero I am. I should have slapped him unconscious when I had the chance. Isn't that how they do it in New York?"


Policemen and firefighters set up a barricade on a street which seemed to perimeter the fire. Police had to keep the people behind the barricades.

"I'm sorry, ma'am. I know there are people still in those buildings. Let our professionals take care of it!"

Elsewhere: "What're we goin' to do, chief? This is like no fire we've ever faced!"

Another agreed, "He's right, Frank! I've never felt heat like this in all my years! What's goin' on?"

The fire chief hesitated, but then brightened, "No, wait! Do feel it? The blaze seems like its... lifting!"

A hush fell over the crowd. A dark figure walked down the street, obscured by the smoke and heat.

Soon, a woman among the crowd pointed, excited: "LOOK! IT'S . . . CAP'N OZ !?"

William Chance strode into view, still donning his makeshift mask. In his arms he held a small child. Nearing the firemen, he knelt, and the child raced toward a figure in the crowd.

"MA!"

"Oh, Jeffery!"

The woman and child hugged. And the crowd erupted in a wild cheer.

The fire chief looked quizzically at Chance. "'Cap'n Oz,' I presume?"

"Never fear, Chief," Chance put his hands on his hips. "The firestorm has passed. We should be able to handle the blaze now."

The fire chief smiled, "'We'? Does that mean you're stickin' around? Another super-type, like Talisman, Dreamguard, that Southern Cross chick?"

William Chance's eyes twinkled underneath his mask. "Yeah. I guess I'll stick around for quite some time."

The fire chief shook his head, turning back to his crew, "Well, all right. But I sure wouldn't want to be around when William Chance's trademark lawyers show up!"

"Yes, I suppose that might prove interesting!" Chance remarked as he scanned the crowd. He noticed some of the promotion crew sill milling about. There was Randy, consoling a worried Alice, both distracted from caring for each other since they were looking for him among the crowd, no doubt. And there was also Jenny Jackson. She stared hard at Cap'n Oz, her arms crossed.

"This could prove very interesting indeed..." he mumbled.

THE BEGINNING